So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
BRING THE BAGELS
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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