VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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