Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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