My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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