you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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