If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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