In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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