fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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