they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
