I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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