so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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