We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
