Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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