He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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