just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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