I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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