I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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