Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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