I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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