He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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