Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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