it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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