Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
