If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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