: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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