He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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