No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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