bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize