i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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