On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How naked do you want me to be?
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