you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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