are you still at the devil's house?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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