We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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