It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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