How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
