How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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