That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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