Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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