If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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