dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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