Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Randomize
