at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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