Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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