when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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