ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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