grandma shit on top of the toilet
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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