Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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