she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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