I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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