we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
