"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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