Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
