just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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