Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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